4yo: One time I had a really scary dream.

Me: Oh yeah?

4yo: Yeah, it was so scary, I don’t even want to talk about it.

Me: Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?

4yo: Maybe in the morning.

Me: Okay.  Have a good dream tonight.

4yo: I’ll have the dream that I have!

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Me: Oh my God, I can’t believe they put a computerized sign there.

4yo: Well, life does what it does.

Me: Yeah, you’re right about that.

4yo: And people do what they do.  People put that sign there.

Me: They sure did.