4yo: One time I had a really scary dream.
Me: Oh yeah?
4yo: Yeah, it was so scary, I don’t even want to talk about it.
Me: Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?
4yo: Maybe in the morning.
Me: Okay. Have a good dream tonight.
4yo: I’ll have the dream that I have!
Me: Oh my God, I can’t believe they put a computerized sign there.
4yo: Well, life does what it does.
Me: Yeah, you’re right about that.
4yo: And people do what they do. People put that sign there.
Me: They sure did.